theyellowbrickroad:

you spend 1/3 of your life just sleeping. that means if you live to be 90 you will have spent nearly 30 years simply being asleep. wrap your fuckin mind around that

  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

flying-blades:

this photoset is timeless

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novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN


laina:

this is probably my favorite birthday card I’ve ever gotten


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